Changing A Light Bulb Joke

Q: How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten! One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Q: How many conservative Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to storm out in protest if the person changing it is a woman.

Q: How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; they use candles.

Q: How many Youth ministers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Youth ministers aren’t around long enough for a bulb to burn out.

Q: How many TV Evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But for the message of light to continue, please send your donation………..

Q: How many reformed evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen. One to change the light bulb after the others have held a study conference to find out if Whitefield, Spurgeon or Calvin ever changed a light bulb,
how they did it, and how we can do it in the same spirit today.

Q: How many Strict Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change??????????????

Q: How many members of of a long established Bible-teaching church does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they preferred the old one.

Q: How many Free Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. They always do it unaccompanied.

Q: How many Independent Separitists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. Any more might result in too much co-operation.

Q: How many Hyper-Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. When God wants to change a light bulb, young man, He can do it without your assistance!

Q: How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, provided the light bulb is prepared to make a bit of an effort as well.

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