How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

a….. Charismatic: Only one; hands are already in the air.
b……Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb,and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
c……Presbyterian: None. The lights will go on and off at predestined times.
d……Catholic: None. Candles only.
e….. Baptist: At least 15. One to change the light bulb,and 3 committees to approve the change and to decide who brings the fried chicken & potato salad.
f…….Morman: Five. One to change the light bulb and 4 wives to tell him how to do it.
g……Amish: What’s a light bulb?

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